Its Time. To Face. The Maaaaaaaaooooooooosic! X Factor is back…. again.

Well, slag off some pensioners and call me Scary. X Factor is back, with the first episode of auditions, or, as it should be called, mocking mentally ill people. But no – shock surprise – looks like the bedlam episode is next week. It appears that Asda turn out singers that are cheaper than anywhere else and Nando’s should stick to selling chicken. Mel B was the guest judge, being very harsh with everyone’s singing ability, which is a bit like having Herod criticise your baby sitting skills. The scary looking girl from little minx turns out to have a big sister who impersonates Pink. If Pink was a tone deaf psychopath.
Until next week.


About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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