X Factor, episode 2 – Delusional Parents’ Addition.

Well, wipe your nose on me and call me Dermot. X-Factor.

An amazing machine last seen in ‘The Fly’ creates a being called Rylan, using the DNA of Barry Gibb and Robbie Savage and unleashes it on the judges. Louis finally admits to being confused. Image

Billy from Newcastle gives his best impression of a walrus ejaculating. Don’t worry, though, here comes Sophie from Hartlepool; her mother tells Dermot that Sophie’s voice can bring her to tears. Then Sophie proves it with a performance that shows a mother’s love is not so much blind as tone deaf. Triumph! James, former little sh*t from Middlesborough, turns out to be better than you would think. James’ mummy, classic little sh*t parent, cries all over Dermot so much they have to wring him out. Until next week…

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A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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