Monthly Archives: September 2012

Only 12 Will Survive. Let’s Hope I Do. X-Factor Episode 11

Well, wear a giant napkin ring round my neck and call me TuliSa. X-Factor. An hour and twenty minutes to decide which twelve acts are going through to the live finals. Ten minutes in and Master Johnny was already shouting, … Continue reading

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Tech No logy

If the telephone rings in our house, I very rarely answer it if I don’t recognise the number, but for some reason I did a couple of weeks ago. “Hello, is that The Rural Spaceman?” said a gentleman with a … Continue reading

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Return of Botox Face II – X Factor Episode 10

Well, show off my chopper and call me Gary. X Factor. Tonight, the remaining contestants were off to the judges’ houses. Apparently. Firstly, the groups, who found themselves jetting off to Las Vegas to meet their mentor, who emerged from … Continue reading

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The Return of Botox Face – X Factor episode 9

Well, put my hair in a tight bun and call me Nicole. X Factor. Tonight was the time to choose who would be going through to the judges’ homes. Do they really go to the judges’ homes? Does Louis have … Continue reading

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Apologies for the service. I don’t work here.

As soon as she caught my eye, I knew it was going to be one of those situations. You know the ones, where suddenly, you’ve been put into a position of responsibility you neither asked for nor wanted, but you’re … Continue reading

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It’s A Good Old Diva Hoe Down … X Factor Episode 8

Well bleach my hair and call me Tulisha. I mean Tulisia. Tulisa. It’s boot camp time on X Factor. “This is where the competition really begins,” says Gary, which confused me, having already suffered seven episodes of this stuff already. … Continue reading

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The One with Clapz – X Factor Episode 7

Well, hide my razor and call me Gary. X Factor. First up, an act that was so dench you could taste it, is it. Clapz Shizzayne wooed TuliSa with a real phat rap song. Sorry. I have no idea what … Continue reading

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