Robert Plant is a fairy – X Factor episode 3

Well, scrape back my hair and call me Scary. X Factor.
“You remoind me of a little Davina McCall,” said Louis. If Davina McCall had taken angel dust. Then there was Alison, a 50 year old who took a dream opportunity to completely embarrass her teenage children. As she performed, her 14 year old son was obviously contemplating all the abuse and bullying he was going to endure next week at school, whilst his 16 year old sister seemed to be considering doing something drastic; a good case for legalising matricide.
Then something weird happened to Mel B – I left the room during the break and on my return, she’d bleached her skin and taken to wearing spectacles. It took me ten minutes to realise that Anastacia had taken her place. A couple of mentally ill people (Alan, doing an impression of a Take That sound check, without the technical help, for example) and a real treat. Joseph, a man who sounded a bit like Robert Plant followed by Melanie, who looked like Robert Plant but sang a Janis Joplin song.

A topless Melanie. Allegedly.

Louis expressed his love for Janis Joplin, especially the piano song ‘The Entertainer.’ Sorry this post is late but last night I had a life for a change. Until next week.


About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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