Well, scrape back my hair and call me Scary. X Factor.
“You remoind me of a little Davina McCall,” said Louis. If Davina McCall had taken angel dust. Then there was Alison, a 50 year old who took a dream opportunity to completely embarrass her teenage children. As she performed, her 14 year old son was obviously contemplating all the abuse and bullying he was going to endure next week at school, whilst his 16 year old sister seemed to be considering doing something drastic; a good case for legalising matricide.
Then something weird happened to Mel B – I left the room during the break and on my return, she’d bleached her skin and taken to wearing spectacles. It took me ten minutes to realise that Anastacia had taken her place. A couple of mentally ill people (Alan, doing an impression of a Take That sound check, without the technical help, for example) and a real treat. Joseph, a man who sounded a bit like Robert Plant followed by Melanie, who looked like Robert Plant but sang a Janis Joplin song.
Louis expressed his love for Janis Joplin, especially the piano song ‘The Entertainer.’ Sorry this post is late but last night I had a life for a change. Until next week.