Monthly Archives: December 2012

Rural Spaceman’s 2012

And so, that was Christmas, and what have I done? Another year over, a new one just begun. (Just a moment, I think I have the perfect lyrics to release a Christmas song next year when I win X Factor). … Continue reading

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Christmas Past, Christmas Present – Mustard Coloured Track Suit and a Leopard Skin Kimono

Let me just tell you straight away, I’ve never been good at buying presents. Some of you may be saying,” Yes, that’s because you’re a bloke, they’re never good at buying presents.” I know there are some men out there … Continue reading

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Crazy Cats, Volume One – Jinx the Cat

For most of my life, there’s been at least one cat living in my house. Generally speaking, there are three types of people, those who own dogs, those who own cats and another group of people who prefer neither. Lady … Continue reading

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Shamazeballs All Over The Place In Your Face. X-Factor Final

Well, get pissed, abusive and ejected and call me Christopher. X-Factor. Another two hours of unadulterated drivel ahead of me, just like last night. But this is the last night, the end of  banal performances, exaggerated comments and shows of … Continue reading

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The Bland Leading the Bland – The X Factor Final

Well, put a chain around my neck and call me the Mayor of Middlesborough. X-Factor. The start of the show made the whole of the past 4 months of my life flash before me. All those wasted hours watching this … Continue reading

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The Pink Rod Show – X Factor, Episode 29

Well, wear a sparkly jacket and call me Rod. X-Factor. Exciting news from Dermot tonight. “Tonight, we have a mystery appearance of a rock n’ roll legend!” I could only assume that Gary Glitter intended to storm the stage in … Continue reading

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Two Chavs In A Track Suit – X -Factor Episode 28

Well, say Westlife a lot and call me Louis. X-Factor. So, this is the episode where the judges lose their power and you, the public, decide. In other words, instead of the talented one from a cheesy boy/old man band, … Continue reading

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