Monthly Archives: September 2013

Remaining Act Maniacs – X Factor 10

Well take a seat in my final seat and call me Gary. Yep, well we’re still trudging through the ‘overs’ and first up was Justin Lee Collins tribute act Shelley Smith. Oh by the way, using small children as a … Continue reading

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Longest Titled X Factor Ever – X Factor 9

Well put my baps on a plate and call me Nicole. X Factor. Tonight’s show was called ‘This Weekend Brand New Boot Camp No One Is Safe Until Every One Has Sung The Ultimate Game Of Musical Chairs’. Which actually … Continue reading

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Jaded Weekend X Factor 8 Live Blog

Well, dump my band mates and call me Hannah. X Factor. Having spent the weekend in rehab at the Herefordshire Residential Home for Bewildered Bloggers, I had a feeling all the therapy would unravel after watching two hours of X Factor. Ryan … Continue reading

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I have a small child. Put me through.X Factor 7

Well dress me in sequins, confuse the hell out of Nicole and call me Queen. X Factor. Duplex – “whydidn’twestartsengentergerther?” Gary’s poor little hobbit brain couldn’t cope with the talking. They were crap, irritating and over bearing. Louis loved them, but saw … Continue reading

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You Came Out Swingin’ – X Factor 6

Well bang on my bongos and call me Dermot. X Factor. Souli Roots was back with a bang. She looked like Tina Turner on acid and sounded like a Rastafarian Yoko Ono. An irresistible force who shows that showmanship can … Continue reading

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Louis Likes Them. X Factor 5

Well change my life forever and call me James. X Factor. Yes, yet again I’m sitting in front of a recording of X Factor (5) Kingsland – over confident boy band with a bow tie and an ASDA hat on … Continue reading

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One Hundred Blogs and an Award

  Last weekend, I received a message from one of my dear Wordpretzels, namely Lillian http://lillian888.wordpress.com/  telling me that she had nominated me for the Leibster Award. Well, I was overjoyed. Lillian, who writes under the title ‘Hope and Dreams: … Continue reading

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