Monthly Archives: October 2013

Miss: Die, Manics. X Factor 18

Well, stick my ears out and call me Nicholas. X Factor. Before the latest musical minion is fired out of the Cowell Death Star, we could enjoy the talents of The Wanted and Lady Gaga. The Wanted have a member … Continue reading

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Look At My Light Sabre – X Factor 17

Release a dire solo album and call me Gary. X Factor. Tonight is ‘Movie’ night. Good grief. Please save me from this. Watching Gary Barlow wave his skinny glowing  stick in Nicole’s face as Dermot looks on confirmed that tonight was … Continue reading

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Shelley You Can’t Be Serious – X Factor 16

Wave enthusiastically at the contestants and call me Dermot. X Factor. Look. I’ll be honest. I’ve had one of the best weekends anybody could have, spending yesterday evening watching a rather moving performance of Romeo and Juliet at The Royal … Continue reading

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Old Botox Hands – X Factor 14

Put a proper pair of trousers on and call me Dermot. X Factor. So, the first ritual slaughter round, starting with a traditional slaughtering of a classic song, in this case, Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’. Let’s hope Pharrell Williams wasn’t … Continue reading

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I Want To Give Your Big Old Titties A Hug. X Factor episode 13

Miss an entire episode and call me The Rural Spaceman. X Factor. Yes, I’m sorry, but last Sunday was all too much for me. After an unbroken run of X factor blogs, I was busy doing something else, so all … Continue reading

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As I was saying to Sebastian…

It’s been a funny old week, but in a good way. Lady Barton St Mary summed it up best, as she so often does. “It’s obviously your week for meeting famous people,” she said. We are fortunate enough to live … Continue reading

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No apostrophe in 25s… X Factor 11

Well do up my top button, cut off the blood supply to my head and call me a boy. X Factor. It’s judges’  houses week – or houses that judges are pretending are theirs – the first batch of prospective … Continue reading

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