The Guy Chambers Makes me Look Good X Factor Episode – X Factor 20ish

Well, Celine Dion walks into a bar, orders a drink and the barman says, “Why the long face?”    X Factor.

Forget X Factor and watch Homeland. X Factor.

Wow, the opening song by all contestants was, in Nicole language, Shitstastic.

Followed by Celine Dion. Wife of hugely wealthy record company owner who can pump as much money into getting her to number one as Man City and Chelsea spend to win the Premier League… Enough said.

Then Robbie Williams, the luckiest man alive, with another Guy Chambers song, shows what can happen if you win X Factor and stay friends with Darth Cowell.

Abi and Hannah in the bottom two, Abi pants, Hannah better. End of.

Til next time. Are you gettingthe idea I’m tiring of X Factor? To be honest, it’s by far the worst bunch of contestants ever. But I’m sure I think that every year. Until next time. Whenever that may be.


About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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