A normal day at (almost) voluntary work 2

Dispatches: We don’t appear to have the appropriate form for this customer. We need it as soon as possible.

Me: I’ve given it to you.

Dispatches: No, you haven’t. We haven’t got it.

Me: I have a copy of the form in my file, marked ‘sent November 20th’. Keith also has a copy, just to ensure that we know that we’ve given it to you when you lose it.


Dispatches: We never had it.

Me: Would you like my copy?

Dispatches: Yes please.


Dispatches: We need a number from (one of my customers).

Me: It may be hard to get hold of this number. She’s under sedation in a psychiatric ward.

Dispatches: Can you phone her?




About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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