A normal day at (almost) voluntary work 3

Dispatches called.

Dispatches: You’ve sent two forms for the same delivery with different dates. One is 15th May, the other 22nd May. Which one is correct?

Me: You have two forms for the same delivery?

Dispatches: Yes. Which date is correct?

Me: Would this be the delivery you told me I hadn’t sent a form for two weeks ago when I thought I had and you made me do a second one?

Dispatches: We have two forms for the same delivery.

Me: Have you found the first form you thought I hadn’t sent?

Dispatches: (Pause). Which date is correct?

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About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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