Dispatches: You’ve sent two forms for the same delivery with different dates. One is 15th May, the other 22nd May. Which one is correct?
Me: You have two forms for the same delivery?
Dispatches: Yes. Which date is correct?
Me: Would this be the delivery you told me I hadn’t sent a form for two weeks ago when I thought I had and you made me do a second one?
Dispatches: We have two forms for the same delivery.
Me: Have you found the first form you thought I hadn’t sent?
Dispatches: (Pause). Which date is correct?