Family Pragmatism

Lady Barton St Mary and I are travelling to Portugal today; our children, Master Johnny and Miss Katherine, will be flying out to join us next week.

Me: Do you want to take this European plug adaptor?

Master Johnny: Erm.. yeah but you might as well take it with you in your luggage.

Me: I could, but what if our plane crashes with no survivors?

Master Johnny thinks for a moment.

“Buy a new one at the airport with our inheritance?”

Assuming I survive I will be away for a couple of weeks.

Be good, don’t open the door to strangers and no playing with the fire.


About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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