Lady Barton St Mary and I are travelling to Portugal today; our children, Master Johnny and Miss Katherine, will be flying out to join us next week.
Me: Do you want to take this European plug adaptor?
Master Johnny: Erm.. yeah but you might as well take it with you in your luggage.
Me: I could, but what if our plane crashes with no survivors?
Master Johnny thinks for a moment.
“Buy a new one at the airport with our inheritance?”
Assuming I survive I will be away for a couple of weeks.
Be good, don’t open the door to strangers and no playing with the fire.