Hello. It’s not you I’m looking for…

I was called on my mobile phone the other day by the company who will be supplying our super fast fibre optic broadband.

Broadband Supplier: Hello, I’m David and I’m calling from Belfast.

Me (tempted to say ‘and here are the points from Northern Ireland): Hello.

BS: Pardon?

Me: Hello.

BS: Oh. Hello. May I speak to the account holder, please?

(Pause)

Me: Who is the account holder?

(Pause)

BS: I’m not able to supply that information.

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About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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