I was called on my mobile phone the other day by the company who will be supplying our super fast fibre optic broadband.
Broadband Supplier: Hello, I’m David and I’m calling from Belfast.
Me (tempted to say ‘and here are the points from Northern Ireland): Hello.
BS: Oh. Hello. May I speak to the account holder, please?
Me: Who is the account holder?
BS: I’m not able to supply that information.