The radiator in the en suite at Randall Towers has come loose of its moorings, due to the ‘Hansel and Gretel’ nature of the building (the wall is a consistency of stale flapjack). So I need to visit the local DIY store to get some industrial strength wall fixings that aren’t allergic to out of date cake product.

One realises one is procrastinating when watching the adverts prior to a video entitled ‘Woman takes a poo in B&M’.

Let’s do it. Go to B&Q, not B&M. And not to do a poo.



About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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