Chafe House 2

More advice: Upon returning from a half marathon race where you have remembered to place protective plasters on your chest, do not decide to be manly and tear the plasters from your hirsute frontage instead of showering and gently peeling them off.

Shouting ‘FUCKITYFUCKITYFUCKITYMEENIPS’ out of the bathroom window overlooking your neighbour’s garden when they’re having a barbecue with invited guests is not a good idea.




About ruralspaceman

A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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