Category Archives: x factor

X Factor – It’s Final.

X Factor Final final review… I wasn’t paying attention to start with, really. Jimmy Krankie sang a song. The Singing Screw sang a song. A woman locked in a cage made a terrible howling noise before escaping and continuing to … Continue reading

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Dr Who and The Day of the Cowelleks…

Hello Wordpretzels, sorry about the last couple of weeks, but things have been a bit deranged and my mojo was required elsewhere. Whatever that means. Anyway, life has continued as usual at Randall Towers. I had a great story about … Continue reading

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Miss: Die, Manics. X Factor 18

Well, stick my ears out and call me Nicholas. X Factor. Before the latest musical minion is fired out of the Cowell Death Star, we could enjoy the talents of The Wanted and Lady Gaga. The Wanted have a member … Continue reading

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Look At My Light Sabre – X Factor 17

Release a dire solo¬†album and call me Gary. X Factor. Tonight is ‘Movie’ night. Good grief. Please save me from this. Watching Gary Barlow wave his skinny glowing ¬†stick in Nicole’s face as Dermot looks on confirmed that tonight was … Continue reading

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Shelley You Can’t Be Serious – X Factor 16

Wave enthusiastically at the contestants and call me Dermot. X Factor. Look. I’ll be honest. I’ve had one of the best weekends anybody could have, spending yesterday evening watching a rather moving performance of Romeo and Juliet at The Royal … Continue reading

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Old Botox Hands – X Factor 14

Put a proper pair of trousers on and call me Dermot. X Factor. So, the first ritual slaughter round, starting with a traditional slaughtering of a classic song, in this case, Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’. Let’s hope Pharrell Williams wasn’t … Continue reading

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I Want To Give Your Big Old Titties A Hug. X Factor episode 13

Miss an entire episode and call me The Rural Spaceman. X Factor. Yes, I’m sorry, but last Sunday was all too much for me. After an unbroken run of X factor blogs, I was busy doing something else, so all … Continue reading

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