The engineer from Openreach made his way to our main entrance at Randall Towers and rang the doorbell. Lady Barton St Mary greeted him as he entered and looked in my direction.
“What do you want me to do?” he asked.
I thought for a moment.
“I’m awfully sorry, I don’t work for Openreach,” I explained.
He looked confused.
“Do you know Dave in Belfast?*” I enquired…
(see ‘Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for)*