The engineer from Openreach made his way to our main entrance at Randall Towers and rang the doorbell. Lady Barton St Mary greeted him as he entered and looked in my direction.
“What do you want me to do?” he asked.
I thought for a moment.
“I’m awfully sorry, I don’t work for Openreach,” I explained.
He looked confused.
“Do you know Dave in Belfast?*” I enquired…
(see ‘Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for)*
About ruralspaceman
A man trapped inside a middle aged body still tries to be hip and trendy. Actually, no he doesn't. He says it as he sees it. as long as it's not too controversial. Living with his wife, Lady Barton St Mary, two children, Miss Katherine and Master Johnny in Randall Towers, he is constantly frustrated by the mechanisms of modern life and the issues raised by being the husband of a high flying executive and member of the aristocracy. All he wants is a quiet life and a full set of Deal or No Deal DVDs. Please help him.
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