Monthly Archives: November 2012

Is There Rhianna n’ Mars? X-Factor Episode 27

Well, ignore the comments and call me Christopher. X-Factor. “Oh no..” said Master Johnny as the X-Factor’s finest started to completely deconstruct Coldplay’s ‘Viva la Vida.’ This was followed by a singing puppet called Bruno, who had lots of puppeteers … Continue reading

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No One Is Safe – X-Factor, Episode 26

Well, look in the wrong camera and call Rylan James Arthur. X-Factor. This week’s show started like a trailer for the latest zombie thriller, as black and white images of Rylan gurning, Jami from Another Direction sitting on Nanny Fairy’s … Continue reading

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Where’s Your Rabbit Harry Barr?

I’ve lived in Gloucester or near Gloucester for the past 30 years. One thing you realise fairly early on is that the local populace are very, very keen on rugby. As a teenager, my Saturday afternoons were usually occupied playing … Continue reading

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Vote of no Cont Fer Dents? X-Factor Episode 25

Well slip down the steps and call me Alicia. X –Factor. “Oo I like Rylan,” cooed Lady Barton St Mary. She really needs more sleep. Or a psychiatrist. The opening song from the contestants was the usual display of Dead … Continue reading

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Barlow In A World of Pain – X-Factor Episode 24

Well do the splits and call me Nicole. X –Factor. “What’s happened to Dermot dancing?” enquired Lady Barton St Mary, who had one eye on the TV whilst cleaning her twelve bore rifle in readiness for next week’s shoot. I … Continue reading

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“Where’s Pug Face?” X-Factor Episode 23

Well, run up a phone bill and call me Christopher. X-Factor. Still no Dermot dancing. “I love Dermot,” I blurted. Lady BSM looked at me askance. I pretended I hadn’t said anything. The final six six six gave a good … Continue reading

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You Don’t Know Your Tinie Tempah From Your Tiny Tim – Episode 22

Well, mince across the screen with a bit of paper and call me a stagehand. X-Factor. This week, it’s best of British, so looking forward to hearing songs from the best artists our fair island has ever produced. Who am … Continue reading

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